One day I too hope to be 82 with 19 year old blonde twins and a 22 year old blonde as girlfriends. It s a fate I think I can suffer......

I finished my tea. The world shall suffer....

I really do not want to go to McAllen. Consequently, I am sabotaging my trip in ways that will just make me suffer more. Ack....

novice travelers should suffer similar fate for getting in experienced line as new skiers do on black diamond run...

Yup, definitely going to suffer a food coma....

The evil sick germs are waging war with my good germs. Why can t they just get along? It s always the little people who suffer : (...

why must so many people use helvetica neue on their websites? anyone with vista that has that font has to suffer from shit rendering...

Brewing the first official pot of Office Coffee. In other news, no sugar around and not willing to go out. Will suffer through it....

shit, I think I have athlete s foot. This is why I DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN ATHLETICS. I should not have to suffer their maladies....

ate sushi today and also twice last week which has him worried because he doesn t want to suffer Piven-poisoning from all that damn mercury....